Q: How many people work for Logistopedia?
Currently, we only have 4 people on staff here at Logistopedia. There used to be 5, but the other intern was hospitalized after he foolishly believed he could prevent microwave burns by covering himself in Vaseline. Rumor has it one of his coworkers (Tony), convinced him that doing so would give him superpowers by exposing him to radiation, but as of yet these claims are unsubstantiated.
“This city needs me. Without my powers, Minute Rice would take 67 seconds to cook.” © Getty